DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
If you don’t have anything nice to say, think of something nice to say. It’s easy.
DM: “The orb of light begins to escape”
Ranger: “I roll to seduce it”
Ranger: *Rolls 20*
DM: *Sighs heavily*